There is a new character in the Pre$idential campaign, Joe the Plumber. Joe is your typical amerikan trying to figure out which Butcher in Chief will give him a bigger share of the stolen wealth.
Unlike the mainstream media, who are in the tank for United $nakes imperialism, we hated Joe the Plumber long before it came out that he didn’t pay his taxes and isn’t a licensed Plumber. We hated Joe for the same reason everybody else loves him, he’s a cracker amerikkkan pigging out on the Third World.
However, it has become a major issue in this campaign how the candidates are going to help the Joe the Plumber. For RAIM, the answer is simple; tell that cracker to pack his bags, he’s got work to do.
If Joe is really a plumber, we’ll send him to Iraq to aid in rebuilding that countrys drinking water infrastructure. A drinking water system that has been destroyed by 17 years of the U$’s genocidal war against the people of Iraq.
This, of course, doesn’t apply only to Joe. All amerikans owe reparations all over the world. We could send electrical engineers to bring electricity to rural India, or send doctors to treat AIDS in Africa. There is no limit to what amerikans can do to begin paying reparations for over 400 years of imperialist atrocities. My friends, this is change that us mavericks at RAIM, hope for.
Update: Thanks to our Maoist-Third Worldist comrades at Shubel Morgan for the kick ass graphic.